Yesterday I had my wisdom teeth removed. I was freaking out the whole day. I hate pain, in fact that is an understatement, I loathe pain. I won't do anything fun if it means that at some point there could be pain involved. In other words I am a huge chicken. It is amazing that I was convinced to have a child because that was some intense pain and believe me after 35 hours of labor I KNOW pain. Well my wisdom teeth were causing a significant amount of pain so I decided since they already hurt I might as well get this over with. So I went to the sedation dentistry people and was given a happy little pill to put me to sleep. I took one an hour before the visit and they would give me another one while I was there. The out spoken secretary looks at me when I arrived and said "You are so tiny... and they gave you a WHOLE pill!" I didn't know what to say so I nodded and went to use the restroom. The lady continues with "I was bigger than you when I was three!" I always compare this with someone coming up to a fat person and saying "You are SO big. Did you know you were so big? " It is rude people and I get tired of hearing it. Anyway continuing on... they had to give me 3 pills! Yes ladies and gentlemen THREE pills. They kept waiting for me to fall asleep and I mentioned that maybe I am too nervous to fall asleep and they tell me that usually all their patients are asleep by now. Yikes is there something wrong with me? The dentist guesses that I have a fast metabolism and gives me another pill. Out like a light. I remember nothing until 8:00 pm that night. Apparently I was a riot though. Kendall felt like he was in charge of an incoherent mental patient all night. I told him I needed three pills to go to sleep about 7 times and each time he just nodded his head and said " you already told me that". I guess that was the part I was the most excited about. I slept like a log all night. So thank you sedation dentistry. Today I feel like a million bucks! Although as you can see from the picture I felt a lot worse. No memory of it though! The blurriness is a gift from Kendall.
5 comments:
The picture of you on the couch is too funny! Hooray for the sleepy pills!
He he he...funny story. I'm glad the whole experience was tolerable, you look fantastic for a recent wisdom tooth loss! ;)
Ha ha ha! Thanks for the chuckle! :)
That's too funny. I'm glad you're feeling better.
This was SUCH a funny post! I am glad it worked out ok for you. Some people have a TERRIBLE time with getting their wisdom teeth out. You look great!
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